[Nell] Hrm, you have a point. What if I washed it first?
[JimmyGnomeBeta] That would require your immediate transport to Tomball.
[Nell] That could be arranged, if I had a bit of money to spare.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Well, that's just the crux of the issue, ain't it.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] We're too poor to be friends.
[Nell] Dammit. I hate being poor.
[Nell] Maybe my next trip will be to stalk you.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Let alone fuckbuddies - how could I afford condoms after I cough up all the money for travelling?
[Nell] I'll save up some money and then I'll just follow you around. At the end of my trip, I'll rape you.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] It's a destination.
[Nell] I have lots of condoms.
[Nell] Yummy tasting condoms.
[Nell] Not that I would know.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] What flavors?
[Nell] Umm... strawberry, orange and... I forget the otehr.
[Nell] The strawberry was good, though. It tasted good AND smelled good.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Interesting. Like an entire fruit salad on my penis.
*** ShadowDancer (24.222.0) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as ShadowDancer enters the clearing between the trees.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Hi there SD, want some dick salad?
[Nell] Yes. Sort of like that. I have other flavoured ones, too, but I don't like them. I got them free at the clinic thing. I have ones that aren't flavoured, too.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] It's fresh, I think. *sniff* Okay, it's not fresh.
[Nell] And I have other ones that have that spermicidal lubricant stuff on them or whatever it's called. I don't lke them. They stink.
[Nell] Hey, your dick belongs to me. *tattoos her name on Jimmy's dick*
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Your clinic hands out flavored condoms? Mine just gives me crappy generic ones that were probably made from rubber gloves.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] I see, I see. You won't tattoo your chest, but my dick... by all means!
[Nell] Well, the ones that I got from the clinic are really crappy and gross tasting. Eww.
[ShadowDancer] nah... I get enough from Adam... tho not lately... *pouts* I was reading your stuff....
[Nell] I don't want a tattoo on my chest. I want one on the back of my neck, though.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] You tasted the free condoms? Geez...
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Huh? Stuff? My stuff?
[ShadowDancer] I was reading the /sb..... I miss my ops....
[JimmyGnomeBeta] What are you going to carve in the back of your neck?
[Nell] Yeah, I tasted them. I'd never seen a flavoured condom before, let alone tried one.
[Nell] I don't know. Nothing right now, I can't afford it.
[ShadowDancer] I ordered chocolate condoms before, but hte lady couldn't get them for me... so I got my money back...
[ShadowDancer] I didn't get the sucker flavored ones, cause they had grape and banana, and I hate those flavors....
[Nell] The ones I got free were lollipop flavoured it said. They're gross. The best ones ever are I think they're Durex Tropical.
[Nell] Ah yeah.. so good. You're going at it and all of a sudden the whole room smells like strawberries.
[ShadowDancer] yeah, I love strawberries... I'd like to have foavored condoms in that one....
* JimmyGnomeBeta cries like a chick* I GOT DISCONNECTEEEEEEDDDDDD!
ShadowDancer] flavored.. :^P
[Nell] Ahh, that's where he went to.
[Nell] I was wondering.
[Nell] I'm upset that I lost the bead for my ring. *pout*
[Nell] Dammit.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Mocha condoms are my favorite.
[ShadowDancer] *shrugs* I have no piercings... haven't for eyars....
[ShadowDancer] I think lemon would be good... help you get that pucker just right...
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Yeah, we unpuncturies know what it's about! *high-fives SD*
[JimmyGnomeBeta] I don't mutilate myself like you spindophilic hippies.
* ShadowDancer laughs, and high-fives him back* sure.... i tried earrings when I was litle, but I was allergic, adn they grew over way too fast... gave up after 6 months..
[Nell] I do'nt like mocha.
[ShadowDancer] anyone want a game of dominoes in yahoo?
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Like me ol' mum used to say: "Enjoy it while you can, there's no dominoes in HELL."
[Nell] I like my piercings so shut the hell up.
[ShadowDancer] is that a yes?
[ShadowDancer] there's one guy, that has over 150 piercings in his face alone!
[JimmyGnomeBeta] All 6 of them?
[JimmyGnomeBeta] It's a no.
[Nell] I have to go to work soon.
[Nell] All six what?
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Piercings, you silly Canuck. Don't you have six piercings?
[Nell] No, I have twelve piercings.
[Nell] Or is it elven?
[Nell] Err.. eleven.
[Nell] Eleven... I did have twelve, but my second tongue one closed up.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Ergh... two ears, two nipples, one tongue, one *cough* special. What am I missing?
[Nell] I have three in each ear. My belly button.
[ShadowDancer] .
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Extra ears? Cheater.
[ShadowDancer] how could you STAND it in your nipples!?! *shiveres thinking about it*
[Nell] *shrugs* You do'nt really notice them.
[Nell] If anything, my ears and my belly button are giving me the worst trouble.
[ShadowDancer] ugh... no way.... or even teh "special".... no way.... his tongue would get caught, I'd think..
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Geez, it hurts when somebody twists my nipple, let alone impales it.
[Nell] No way. The "special" is so good for the tongue.
[ShadowDancer] how?
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Heh. Remember that, Nell, never accept cunnilingus from a guy with a tongue stud. You may end up with a chain in your vagina.
[ShadowDancer] *lol*
[Nell] Yeah, my nipples used to be really sensitive. Now they're not so bad. Hah, it's funny when somebody is lickin' at them and they'r elike, "Does that feel good?" I'm like.. Yeah, it feels nice. Hahaha.. I don't even feel anything half the time. *L*
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Can you imagine going to the doctor for genital rust? Frickin' shameful.
[ShadowDancer] *lmmfao*
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Hm. So I could just run up behind you and go all mad with your boobies, and you wouldn't even notice. Funny.
[Nell] *lmao* That'd be so funny. Well, humiliating for the person going, of course.
[Nell] Oh, I would notice, but I don't notice as much.
[Nell] Besides, I"d probably give you permission to play with my boobies.
[ShadowDancer] you two are nuts.. :)
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Yeah, but I could hit you with a surprise boob-bounce. Ah, the thrill of the hunt.
[ShadowDancer] anyways.... I got some stitching to do, so I'd better get to it...
[JimmyGnomeBeta] I can just imagine: I sneak up behind you, then suddenly burst out from cover, bounce your mammaries, and shout "THE BREAST AVENGER HAS STRUCK AGAIN!"
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Helluva way to pass the afternoon, anyway.
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Bye Shad.
[Nell] *plays with Jimmy's nuts*
*** ShadowDancer is now known as Tarazed_.
[Nell] *lmao*
[Nell] Bye Shadow!
[Nell] Ahaha.. I'm almost tempted to save this page,t oo.
[Tarazed_] bleah... stupid thing... and for some reason, it won't accept my CC again.... tho it worked before...
[Tarazed_] you should... :) save it... I think it'll be only the second that I've ever been in!
[JimmyGnomeBeta] Oh my.
[Tarazed_] aw.. we lost all the condom talk...
[Nell] *laughs* I know. You were in the pee convo, too.

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