Dani Is Very Drunk

Alamak Chat #1 ( Forest )

[jonny] um ok..
*** bretx1 (216.24.66) has left location Forest
[jonny] why wear a condom?
* Burner falls asleep
*** DirtyMonkey (216.130.152) Forest / Time seems to stop magically as DirtyMonkey enters the clearing between the trees.
[zePpo] Less cleanup.
[Afridity] Because you do'nt get a mess all over your hands.
[jonny] so you dont have to keep lubricating cause itd soak into his hands?
[Afridity] Exazctly.
[Afridity] Pez has the idea.
[jonny] ahh ok
[Afridity] He's a guy. He must know all about it.
[zePpo] Snip snap, everythings a-okay.
[mellon] LOLl
[Afridity] I onlyu know because Ollie told me.
* jonny has yet to discover the magic of penis' *
[Afridity] You're really not missing much, jonny.
[zePpo] No. Some men (such as myself) masturbate by moving the skin around.
[RogueMage] just don't drop the condom on the keyboard
[Afridity] Really.
[Afridity] Interesting.
[zePpo] And some guys lubricate their hands and move it over the penis.
[Afridity] I have to pee.
[jonny] im not? then why do you talk about penises ALL the time nell?
[Afridity] Did I already say that?
[zePpo] Techniques.
[jonny] eww...moving skin around....nasty!
[Afridity] I have penis envy.
[RogueMage] I put my penis in the pencil sharpener..now that's some wild shit! *L*
[jonny] isnt the skin supposed to be filled up with blood?!
[jonny] not all loose and saggy?
[Afridity] Jason said something about... silk boxers.
*** DirtyMonkey (216.130.152) has left location Forest
[Afridity] When he wore his silk boxers he was horny ALL the time.
[Afridity] And he would use them to help him masturbate.
[zePpo] No, the blood-sacs are inside the penis.
[Afridity] I still do not know if he was serious or not.
[Afridity] He told me that right before he moved out.
[zePpo] When arousal occures, the veins constrict and hold blood in the penis.
[RogueMage] Why the hell are we talking about this anyways??*L*
[zePpo] Silk feels nice.
[Afridity] Who is Heather and why does she look like such a tramp?
[Afridity] Why not?
[zePpo] I'm educating jonny.
[Afridity] It seems to me, that no matter wher eI go, the ocnversation turns around to sex and sexual stuff.
[Afridity] Even with Mike and Jonny and Shalon.
[mellon] LOL
[zePpo] She'll need to learn how to jack off a man sometime.
[Afridity] Shalon thought it was her, but I 'm strating to think it was me.
[mellon] i should send jonny an email of nell being drunk
[Afridity] WHat?
[Afridity] What e-mail would you send of me being d... OH THAT JONNY?!
[RogueMage] sex ed eh?
[mellon] oh
[Afridity] *lmao* I would pee my pants laughing on Onday when I saw it.
[mellon] yeah. *L* the jonny at your school
[Afridity] I thoutht you meant this jonny.
[mellon] no
[mellon] I WILL DO IT
[zePpo] Hah hah.
SCROLL BACK / Forest