IDIOT CONVERSATION #2

<Alamak Chat #1 ( Forest )

[IHatePez] I'm feeling kinky. LadyF, how's 'bout around of anal sex to cure that?
[Caesar] anal sex hurts
[LadyF] muhahhahahahaha...whatever mastic
[IHatePez] I don't care.
[xenophobe] i dont knodw how i could be pregnant if im a virgin...but oh well...they got to smell my pee...hahahah
[Caesar] sheesh she doesn't see a true compliment when it hits her right in the face
[Caesar] they smelled your pee? eww yuck.. pee stinnks
[Caesar] liek urine samples
[Caesar] ick
[xenophobe] my pee smells like honeycombs
[Caesar] when i was doing co-op at the lab i had to dump all the urine samples out and they reeked
[LadyF] r u a girl xen?
[IHatePez] No, he's a guy who wants to know if he's pregnant or not...and he's a complete moron.
[xenophobe] im a 43 year old virgin hermaphrodite
[Caesar] *lmao* i don't know 'bout where you're from, but on my planet they don't give guys pregnancy tests
[Caesar] and are you a girl.. dammit
[IHatePez] You must be good looking...because yer dumber than dirt.
[LadyF] thinks your all moran *L*
[xenophobe] yeah...i am a complete moron...
[Caesar] *snickers at Pez* you tel lher
[Caesar] use a /d
[Caesar] and it would be you're all morons
[Caesar] adn why are you laughing?
[Caesar] you're making a complete idiot out of yourself and you laugh?
[IHatePez] "thinks your all moran" Well...that proves it.
[Caesar] this must be the only way anybody ever pays any attention to you.. you poor poor thing
[LadyF] do u teach english caeser or something *L*
[LadyF] gets a lotta attention in the real world unlike you who only gets any in here *LMAO*
[Caesar] yes i do as a matter of fact
[Caesar] holy christ! she said YOU!
[Caesar] i really don't get any attention in real life actually
[Caesar] and use the /d goddammit
[nollem] omg dani has not made a typo at all on this screen
[xenophobe] who said you?
[Caesar] ugh i hate idiots
[LadyF] i can see y caeser !
[Caesar] capitalize my name bitch
[Caesar] and it's why
[LadyF] your not worthy of caps *L:*
[Caesar] and 'i" should be capitalized too, but since i, myself, don't do it, i can forgive you
[Caesar] it would be you're not your
[LadyF] LOL@caeser you sad MF
[Caesar] i think this is going to be my second idiot page
[LadyF] and dont call me bitch
[Caesar] MF ? what? are you calling me a hermaphrodite (i don't know how to spell that)
[LadyF] if your a yank u will no doubt know what it means *L*
[Caesar] lucky for me i'm not a "yank"
[Caesar] and it's you and you're
[Caesar] you're not too intelligent are you LadyF?
[LadyF] niether am i , i just felt like sayin that
[IHatePez] Skeeby do.
[LadyF] no i am not caeser thats y im talking to u *L*
*** Minion (#209.180.109#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[Minion] I have to hit the hay, goodbye LadyF, I know your true feelings!! *L*
[Caesar] is that your best attempt at an insult?
*** Signoff Minion (#209.180.109#).
[IHatePez] Later tonight, LadyF, you'll wake up in a sweat, realize how stupid you were tonight, and scream.
[Caesar] sounds like LadyF was whispering sweet nothings in fraNk's ear
*** DarkRaine (#209.240.10#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[LadyF] yea it was ...y was that no good *cries*
[DarkRaine] Hmmmmmmmm...
[Caesar] *shakes her head* you really are stupid aren't you?
[Caesar] how very very sad
[LadyF] never spoken to Minion in my life
[Caesar] even I'm smarter than you
[IHatePez] You misspelled your name, DR...rain doesn't have an e in it.
[Caesar] and that in itself is an insult to you, since everybody knows that i'm an idiot
[DarkRaine] Someone wanna do me a big favor and give me a full body massage?? I'm achy all over... yikes!
[Caesar] so you say LadyF, i'm willing to bet that you and him had a "hot" little discussion though, you just don't want to share it with us
[LadyF] OMG *falls on the floor* I thought u was a guy the whole time caeser! *LMAO*
[Caesar] Melodie! *licks*
[DarkRaine] gee thanks IHatePez... You're a TON of help... *rollz eyez*
[IHatePez] I know. I try.
[xenophobe] OMG *falls on the floor* I thought u was a bitch the whole time LadyF! *LMAO*
[DarkRaine] Nelly Belly!!! *pouncies and lix*
[LadyF] you will loose *L@caeser*
[IHatePez] Bye midas.
[xenophobe] oh wait! i was rigth!
[Caesar] and what's your point exactly?
[Caesar] lose .. you spelled it wrong
[DarkRaine] Nelly come ova' here and rub me all over LoL
*** IHatePez is now known as Pez.
[Caesar] *rubs Melodie*
[DarkRaine] Mmmmmm... you're a doll hon... *closes her eyes*
[Caesar] this is definately going to be my second idiot page, i wasn't sure if i would keep it or not
[Caesar] last time i gave somebody a massage, they couldn't walk the next day
[Caesar] what happened to our dear friend LadyF?
[Pez] Sitting like this hurts my ass.
[DarkRaine] And they couldn't walk why Nelly!?! *looks up cautiously*
[Caesar] *climbs into Pez's lap*
[nollem] then i would suggest you readjust yourself, Pez
[Caesar] i don't know, i guess i wasn't a good masseuse (spelling)
[Caesar] although, they said it felt good at the time
[LadyF] *crying coz everyone hates me* boo hoo
* Pez pets Nello.*
[DarkRaine] Why don't ya watch the lang xeno
[xenophobe] .kick LadyF whore
[Caesar] i would cry if i was you too LadyF, not because everybody hated me though, more because i would know that i had no hope of ever becoming any more intelligent
* Pez pets Nell...very heavily.* Heh.
[xenophobe] lang?? i didnt saya ny6thing bad
[nollem] um if you have such the wonderful social life LadyF exactly what are you doing sitting here at your computer in a chat room full of people where in it is very evident that no one likes you, yet you persist on continuing your incessant ravings
[Caesar] *squirms in Pez's lap*
*** Kick xenophobe by DarkRaine (lang insults).
[LadyF] there was no need for that xen
*** jonnny (198.161.206) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[Caesar] there was no need for your birth either, but you're still here.. unfortunately for us
* DarkRaine syghz* I hate mornings...
*** jonnny is now known as jonny.
[LadyF] pple can b so cruel ...i have not pesonally insulted any of u
[jonny] not insulted. just annoyed.
[Caesar] you called me a MF , which i assume is a "mother fucker" excuse the language
[Pez] If yer really worked up over what we say, you need a life, LadyF.
[DarkRaine] you watch it too Cae, ok?
[LadyF] is not worked up ...just doesnt see the point in insulting pple
[Caesar] well i didn't have much other way to put it Melodie, i said excuse the language
*** Kick Caesar by KATEE (Lang).
*** Afridity (142.194.213) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[Afridity] argh, some people
[Pez] Oh, yah...a kick FROM A TOTALLY DIFFERENT ROOM!!!
[Afridity] i knew somebody would do that
[Afridity] i hate when they do that
[DarkRaine] I know... but I'm trying to play fair, k? Ya know I love ya babes... *huggerz*
[Pez] Nothing says 'bored' like scrollbacking other rooms for dirty words.
[Afridity] and maybe they should look at how the word is being used, just a friendly suggestion to al you /sb'ers
* DarkRaine syghz*
[Pez] Ever heard of 'context'?
[Pez] Ya know, some Ops are checking the source page for dirty words as we speak.
[Afridity] that's the word i was looking for.. context
[Afridity] ohhh shit *lmao* i lied... go here Pez.. http://somethingcanajun.tripod.com/illegalkick.html
[DarkRaine] grrrrrrrrrrr...
* DarkRaine shuffles some cards*
[Afridity] where did our friend LadyF go?
[Afridity] *frowns*
[Afridity] ehh and i know what you're saying DarkRaine *huggles*
[Afridity] about the fair thing i mean heh
[Afridity] being fair even
[Afridity] you know what i mean
[Afridity] okay, well i guess that's all for the LadyF idiot page eh?
[DarkRaine] I knew what you mean sweetie
[LadyF] is here ...y do u wanna insult me some more afridity *L*
[Afridity] not particularly LadyF, just wondering what happened to you
* DarkRaine goes around and insults everyone in the room* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
[Afridity] the fact that you're not talking just shows to me that you're also a coward
[LadyF] for the record i am no idiot ...is up for a 1st for my degree
[LadyF] hmmmm i wonder y afridity is so interested in knowing my where abouts *L*
[Afridity] i could care less where you are, do i sound very interested? i made a casual inquiry
[Afridity] or is it enquiry?
[Afridity] i think it's inquiry
[DarkRaine] Inquiring minds want to know...
[LadyF] *LOL@afridity"
[Afridity] well, i don't know what school you go to LadyF, but they must be desperate for students
[LadyF] *L* so i see where back to the lets insult LadyF routine again r we afridity *L* its getting old girl ..*yawns*
*** Pez (#205.188.197#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[Afridity] well, i see you're still sitting here taking it
[Pez] Erg...
[Afridity] i'm starting to think you like it actually?
[Afridity] oops, i don't know where that ? came from
[Afridity] and i'm not copying any more source... it's too long as it is
*** Kick Afridity by Mary_U_Wanna (insults again, for once, please try to do everyone a favor, and keep your comments to yourself...).
*** Nell (#142.194.213#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
*** DarkSilence (#24.65.217#) Forest time seems to stop magically as someone enters the clearing between the trees.
[LadyF] Well thats coz i dont need to stoop to your level afridity ...what do u have against me to keep insulting me anyways ??? *LOL*
[Nell] who did i insult?
[DarkRaine] No one that I know of Nelly
[Nell] okie.. so i'll copy and paste more.. i'll just take the stuff in the middle out
[Nell] i didn't think so
[Nell] just for that, i'm going to /abuse her twice
[DarkSilence] Hey Nelly
[Nell] hey Silence! *smoochies*
[DarkRaine] LadyF why don't you just stop it she isn't doing anything insulting to you
[DarkRaine] Heya DS... *waves*
[LadyF] Nell whats your problem! ...just quit with the insults
[DarkRaine] Where is she insulting you LadyF???
[Nell] *frowns* i didn't even insult you LadyF
[DarkSilence] Heya DR
[Nell] not since way back when i first started talking to you
[LadyF] you think DarkRaine !
[DarkRaine] What?!? You're not making any sense LF
[Nell] well, umm am i saying anything to you in your buffer LadyF? because if i am can you do a /forward DarkRaine and a /forward Pez and a /forward Nell
[LadyF] ok whatever Nell ...just leave me alone now ok *s*
[DarkSilence] Not to mention /forward DarkSilence
[DarkSilence] I think you need to relax and chill out, LadyF. *L* Nell may have been rude, but she wasn't insulting so carry on. ;-)
[Nell] yes a /forward DarkSilence too, i was going to say that but i wasn't sure if you wanted to see all the horrendous things i said to her
[LadyF] never mentioned anything about buffers ???
[DarkSilence] Well seeing as how they are probably made up I don't really mind. *L*
[jonny] hahhahahahaahhaha.i got banned today for "namecalling" hahahahha..in cRaptive...hahaha...i said "retard"
* DarkRaine syghz*
[Nell] you're the one who keeps on talking to me and telling me to stop, why do you keep talking to me if you don't want me to answer?
[DarkSilence] Incorrect placement of question marks???
[Nell] well then, i don't know where i'm insulting you *frowns* must be somewhere
[Nell] oh my god
[Nell] *lmao*
[LadyF] you the one who keeps asking where i am !
[Nell] am i harassing?
[Nell] i asked once, or maybe twice *frowns* i can't remember
[Pez] No, she isn't harassing.
[DarkSilence] Daylight savings time : 6:15 am
[LadyF] it was clear enough for 2 ops to see that you was blatently insulting me on the main ...thats y you was kicked twice
[Pez] Change your clock.
[DarkSilence] Well mine says 5 :17 now cuz I didn't set it ahead an hour.
[Nell] two ops? who were the two ops?
[Pez] Mine changed automatically.
[Pez] Mr_Mad and the first chick who kicked you for insults.
[DarkSilence] My comp clock was going backwards a few days ago for some reason. I was late for work because of it. *L*
[Nell] yes but the first one had nothing to do with LadyF, it was because i used "firetruck"
[Nell] *lmao* that would suck Silence
[Pez] Get a watch, Dark. Heh. Simple.
[Pez] Friggin' shoes...
[DarkSilence] I kept thinking : Wow it's so early still! Feels like its later than this! -- Ends up it was! Heh.
[LadyF] i dont think so Nell ...both of them where kicks for insults
[Nell] excuse me, no they weren't
[Pez] The first one was for lang, Lady.
[LadyF] just leave it now ok Nell ...i really dont wanna talk to you anymore
[DarkSilence] Turning off cookies means there is no 10 minute kick rule though.
[Pez] Well, then stop talking to her, Lady, and she'll stop talking to you.
[Nell] well then don't talk to me *smiles* there's a bright idea
[LadyF] *sighs with relief * *s*
[Pez] Hmm.
[Nell] dun dun dun, i have to take all of jonny's babbling out