Alamak Chat #1
( Forest )[samuraiknight] Pez>>> how long you been around? i recognize
the name froma while back.. [Juni] next thing u know we're all
standing in an open field... [Afridity] *lmao* [Pez] Well, long story short, I ate her instead of smoking
a cigarette. [jonny] *opens hte can of oj and starts licking at
it* [Juni] but we've got a hell of a fire *L* [Afridity] heh
i'd imagine so Juni [Pez] I've been around as long
as...little children laughed, flowers have bloomed, and drunk woman have taken
off their tops...yes, I've been around a while. [jonny] my back
is itchy [Afridity] i've never taken my top off while
drunk [samuraiknight] Pez, does the name frogo ring a bell to
you? [Juni] i have *L* [Pez] Frogo?
Isn't that a character from the Lord of the Rings? Or was the
Frodo? [samuraiknight] that was frodo... [jonny]
frodo *** jonny is now known as gollum. [Pez] Well, in that case, no, not
really. [samuraiknight] frogo I heard is a fraggle, but i guess
I subliminalized it from childhood... I just called myself frogo the first time
I came on chat line (which was coincidentaly ALamak) [samuraiknight]
you heard of fraggle rock, ne? [Afridity] *closes her
eyes* [Juni] fraggle rock was the shit [Pez] I want chicken wings. Teriyaki chicken wings. LOTS of
teriyaki chicken wings. [Afridity] i don't wanna
sleep [gollum] *closes her flies* [samuraiknight] fraggle
rock ruled. [Pez] I always wondered why the big
hairy things on Fraggle Rock didn't eat the little green
men. [samuraiknight] Pez>>> why dun you get chicky
wings? [Afridity] id o'nt know what fraggle rock is [gollum]
wow. your maturity is overwhelming, sk [Pez]
Aaaaand, I'm bleeding. [samuraiknight] maybe they weren't
teryaki? [Afridity] DON'T dammit DON'T fuck i hate that word
dun [Pez] Because it's 2 in the morning. And I
don't have a car. And I'm still in my work clothes. And I'm too hungry to move.
And a whole bunch of reasons. [samuraiknight]
Afridity>>> what wrong with dat word? [gollum] dun dun
dun [Afridity] i hate it [Afridity] except for dun dun dun
*smacks jonny 8shut up [gollum] oh yes. smack me
again. [samuraiknight] Pez>>> order
some? [Afridity] i'm toot ired to smack you again
*kick* [Afridity] and i hate when people go Nick>>>
message [Afridity] jsut fucking say it dammit, nobody else is talking
about food so i'ts kind of bovious who you're tlaking to [Pez] LIKE I SAID, samurai, it's 2 O'CLOCK in the
morning. [Afridity] i like this song [Afridity] yes i
do [Pez] Or you could have said, 'Why don't you
order some, Pez?' Type like you talk, buddy. [samuraiknight]
Pez>>> pizza delivery places are open till 4 ain't
they? [Afridity] fucking MORON! ARGH! [Afridity] shut the
hell up samurai you'r pissing me off [AshenSouls]
Heheh [samuraiknight] I canna type like I talk... I use a lot of
sarcasm when I speak, or I joke around with my words... [Afridity]
there's no such thing as >>> in real speech! [AshenSouls] Is
this gonna be saved to your annoyance page Afridity? [Afridity] so
fucking use sarcasm then or get the hell out you're an idiot shut
up [Afridity] and it's CAN'T talk dammit [Afridity] ohh good
idea Ashen heh it just might [Pez] Who cares if
you're sarcastic a lot? Does that mean you HAVE to type like
that? [samuraiknight] oh. am I annoying
you? [samuraiknight] >>> oh dear I've done it again!
drat! [Afridity] yes! you're pissing me off like you would'nt
believe [Afridity] arghh [Afridity] you and i in a little
toy shop buy a bag of balloons with the money we've
got [samuraiknight] i really should get meself a proper way of
handling my everyday business about peeps like them. [Afridity] set
them free at the break of dawn until one by one they were
gone [samuraiknight] besides, I like the way I talk on
net... [Afridity] youshoud just fuck off and leave us the ehll
alone [Afridity] THE net dammit.. [Afridity] omigod ... that
is the worst thing you can do it's THE net or THE interent not internet or net
you dumbass [Afridity] ARGH! [gollum] hey
pig [gollum] yeah you [samuraiknight] picky
picky... [gollum] hey pig piggy pig pig pig [samuraiknight]
why canna I talk like I does? [gollum] all of my fears came
true [Magz] Hey Pezzopoo [gollum] black and blue and broken
bones you left me here im all alone [gollum] my little piggy needed
something new [Pez] Alright, I'm gonna go.
Goodbye, everyone. [samuraiknight] next you'll be complaining
about the way I dress, ne? [Afridity] nite nite Pez
*smoochies* [gollum] night night pezzy *** Signoff Pez
(#152.163.213#) (Fazoom!). [Afridity] what the hell is this "ne" shit?
god you're annoying.. you have no idea do you [Juni] nite
pezzie *** ira (202.188.35) Forest time seems to stop magically
as someone enters the clearing between the trees. [Juni]
argh [Afridity] thank god i acan't see what you look like or i
probably WOULD tell you off for how yuo're dressed [Afridity] not that
i care what you're wearing, but just 'cause it's fun to pick fault with you..
there's so many of 'em [gollum] nothing can stop me now cause i just
dont care [samuraiknight] Afridity, ne is japanese. I learned it from
Sailor Moon Universe. [Afridity] ugh i can't type [Afridity]
i don't give a shit if ne is what the queen of fucking england says shut
UP [Juni] *OOL* Sailor Moon... [samuraiknight] I like having
fault. It shows peeps that they have faults too. I hate the world, and it hates
me. we have a good relationship... yup yup... [gollum]
uggggggggggg...sailor moon [Juni] lol *L* [Afridity] people
not peeps [Juni] everyone bow down to sailor moon [gollum]
peeps? [samuraiknight] I like sailor moon... i think is
awesome. [Afridity] i do'nt hate you, i have no feelings for
youwhatsoever, dno't flatter yourself [gollum] sailor moon can lick my
sweaty nuts [AshenSouls] Sailor moon ... hmm [AshenSouls]
L@gollum [ira] hai cahak [Afridity] i have no faults... i'm
perfect [ira] hai krisek chak [gollum] ug. now i remember
why i havnt dranken orange juice in like 10 years. [Afridity] HE
doens't deserve one *points* morons dont get hugs [ira] i'm from ipoh
how about you kri...sek [Afridity] the bottom of my foot is
itchy [Afridity] i'm really tired : ( [ira] krisek awak
nyorok ye [Juni] what the hell kind of language is
that? [ira] krisek ooo krisek [gollum] bite
me [Juni] star trek? [ira] nama saya ira bukannya ira sayang
awak silap baca kot... [samuraiknight] everyone has
faults. [samuraiknight] nothing is perfect. [Afridity] i'm
not a thing you dickhead [ira] eeee awak ni macam biskut lak kejap
ader kejap ghaib [samuraiknight] and even you does, Afridity, no one
dun have faults... [ira] krisek ...ooo agaknya tengah buat rendang kot
... [Juni] even you does *L* [Juni] ohhh
boy [Afridity] even you does? hello.. where the hell did you go to
school? do they teach no grammar? and no i don't [samuraiknight] fine.
you is a "another thing" okiday? * Juni goes back to her buffer and
shuts up* [Afridity] no one dun have faults? [gollum] Hello.
I love Star Trek and i am fluent in Clingon (sp? heh). I also love to play video
games and watch cheezy sci fi's with ditsy chicks with big boobs, cause im so
cool no one is worthy enough to fuck me...that is why i am gonna die a
virgin [babs] anyone wanna chat? [samuraiknight] Afridity
you have fault. admit it. [Afridity] no i'm a fucking person
asshole [Afridity] i don't have fault [Afridity] i'm
perfect [ira] oklah krisek awak pwegilah buat rendang
dulu [ira] bye krisek [Afridity] faults
even [Afridity] you're annoying too ira [AshenSouls] gollum;
born a virgin, died a virgin, laid in the grave [Afridity] i don't see
anybody responding to you and yet you keep typing [ira] aper hai
hai [gollum] god shut up ashen...that joke is the ultimate in
lame... [gollum] im tired. [gollum] im too tired to go to
bed. [gollum] i am the sex that you provide [Afridity] hah i
didn't eveng et the joke at first *lmao* goes to show how slow i
am [samuraiknight] that is cuz I love to see my own
typing... [samuraiknight] Afridity>>> there is a fault. you
just admited that you was slow. oh, too bad. [Afridity] umm i wasn't
talking to you [gollum] mmyyyy
ttuummmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [Afridity] that's not a
fault [Afridity] it makes me perfect [samuraiknight] keep
your story straight. [Juni] samurai shut up [Afridity] i am
keeping it straight [Afridity] just because i'm slow at getting jokes
doesn't mean it's a fault [samuraiknight] no "other thing" is
perfect. [Afridity] duh [Afridity] other thing? what are you
talking about? [gollum] 17 days left of f
reedom [AshenSouls] Heheh ... well, I don't see you coming up with
better jokes gol [samuraiknight] Juni>>> I am doing this to
prove a point. freedom of speech. she got mad at me for speaking lie I normally
does. * AshenSouls ahem * samuraiknight, I have been informed to tell
you that Afridity is in fact perfect [Afridity] like you normally DO
dammit DO [samuraiknight] well, Afridity, you said you wasna a thing,
so I said you was a "other thing" [babs] does anyone ever read what
there typing? [Afridity] i am proving a point too, you're an
idiot! [Afridity] THAT is my point [AshenSouls] Sometimes
babs * Juni throws the English Language at
samurai* [Afridity] i said i wasnt' a thing, not wasna and i'm not a
thing of any sort [Juni] speak what we speak * samuraiknight
runs from english language* [Afridity] nobody reads what you're typing
babs, shut up [Afridity] (that was an exception by the
way) [Afridity] THE english language [Afridity]
sheesh [Afridity] ugh [Afridity] i'm falling
asleep [babs] your just upset. that's ok i understand, u r a pig.
AFRIDITY [Afridity] i'm a pig? and you're a bitch fuck off and leave
me alone, and i am not upset in the least bit *L* [Juni]
*LOL* [samuraiknight] Afridity>> why you made such biggy deal
ouytta mah speech? [Juni] good gracious [Afridity] dun dun
dun [Afridity] ugh.. there he goes with those stupid >>>
things again [AshenSouls] Yep [samuraiknight] cranky peeps
talk like Afridity... [babs] CRAP, this is so crap. go back to
sniffin, well what ever u sniff. all of you! [Afridity] and because i
don't like your speech it's retarded sounding, but then, what more could one
expect coming from you? [samuraiknight] cranky
indeedy... [Afridity] i'm not cranky [Afridity] so if you
don't like it leave babs, nobody wants you here anyway [samuraiknight]
actually, my IQ in r/l is 146. I is quite intelligent, so I go to net to relax
and be a eccentric frogo... [samuraiknight] oh oh oh! AN eccentric
frogo... [samuraiknight] >_< [samuraiknight] ms.
cranky. [Afridity] ohh, you've just made it to the idiot conversation
page... i love people who have to proclaim their IQ out
loud [samuraiknight] better? [Afridity] is your IQ on the
net different? [Juni] r--i-g-h-t [Afridity] so this is all
jsut an act? [Afridity] i'm not fucking
cranky [samuraiknight] Afridity>>> anything to make you feel
stupid. someone enters the clearing between the
trees. [samuraiknight] there we are again...
crankypoof. [samuraiknight] why canna you just accept the way me
speaks? [Afridity] i'm not cranky [samuraiknight] random
issa me language. [Afridity] to make me feel stupid? [babs]
language. you don't have to lower yourself to any lower than u r
now. [samuraiknight] then why you buggin me if ya isna
cranky? [Afridity] how is it making me feel stupid? *laughs* you don't
understand, i'm not cranky, for real [Afridity] you just think i am
because i'm picking on you, but it makes me laugh to pick on
you [samuraiknight] Afridity>>> well, not really stupie... I
just want you to know that my net life is very diffy from real
life. [Afridity] and i don't like your language because it is
stupid... and i don't like you either babs [samuraiknight]
Afridity>> you dun hate me!?! [Afridity] diffy? nice
word [samuraiknight] means different. [Afridity] i don'thate
you nope, you actually think i'm going to waste a perfectly good emotion on
somebody so pitiful as you? ithink not [Afridity] i know what it
means, it's dumb is all [babs] u guys obviously don't have any lifes.
this is absolute crap. crap. [Afridity] ugh i have to go to
bed [samuraiknight] pitiful? nah... I have many peeps who would say
other wise... [Afridity] it would be lives [Afridity] gramma
dammit [samuraiknight] I emphasize wise. [Afridity] grammar
even [Afridity] i don't see anybody sticking up for
you [samuraiknight] babs>>> I am doing this becasue there is
nothing else to do at almost 3 in the morning... [Afridity] and
they're probably more pitiful than you so they don't eralize [babs]
and i don't like u either Afridity. u sux [Afridity] realize
even [Afridity] i sux? [Afridity] now you sound like
freak [samuraiknight] I am a freak. [Afridity] no you're not
freak [samuraiknight] I take pride in that I am a freak on
net. [babs] don't tell me how to gramma. do you even now how to spell
a. well Afripity [Afridity] you're not worthy to be a
freak [samuraiknight] yes me is. [samuraiknight] I issa
freak. [Afridity] do i know how to spell
what? [samuraiknight] FREAK! [samuraiknight] freak freak
freak [samuraiknight] kafreaky! [Afridity] no you're not ..
but go on thinking that if it makes you feel better [samuraiknight]
okiday I will. [babs] now that's right only people like u can call
themselves freaks. [babs] now that's right only people like u can call
themselves freaks. [samuraiknight] thank you babs for agreeing wit
me... [babs] stupid, stupid people. this stuff is absolutely
hillarious. u guys really suck. [Afridity] wow randy came
in [Afridity] i don't see you making any effort to leave
babs [babs] what's wrong. scared u's all away did
i? [Afridity] actually nobody has posted anything, so i had nothing to
respond to [samuraiknight] didna scare me away...
sorry. [Afridity] and it's you not u's [samuraiknight] it
hard scare me away. [samuraiknight] Afridity, peeps can say whatever
they damn well feel. [babs] no way. i want to listen to this. u guys
really stink. and i have nothin better to do. so keep
on. [samuraiknight] if I wanna say dun, I will say
it. [Afridity] *shrugs* you can say whateve ryou want, won't stop me
from commenting [Afridity] *shrugs* you can say whateve ryou want,
won't stop me from commenting [samuraiknight] people like you really
make me wanna kill small defensless ants! * samuraiknight stomps on an
ant* [Afridity] okay i'm going to bed now [Afridity] so kill
teh ants, like i give a shit [samuraiknight] well keep your bloody
comments to your freakin self! [Afridity] i don't like keeping my
comments to myself [babs] well, at least there somebody with sense out
there. and i will say u's if i wanna. [samuraiknight] another fault.
you spelled the wrong! oh oh I better hound you on that, shant
I??? [AshenSouls] Ah [samuraiknight] ooooh... Afridity
spelled the wrong! HAHAHA [samuraiknight] but you see I canna hold up
that crap for long cuz I get irate. [samuraiknight] who knows. I might
get cranky like Afridity. [Afridity] you can do whatever the fuck you
want i'm going to bed good night, and i am perfect *** Signoff
Afridity (142.194.213). SCROLL BACK / Forest