IF YOU SPRINKLE WHEN YOU TINKLE, BE A SWEETIE AND
WIPE THE SEATIE
[Nell] i
gotta go pee [Nell] i'm going pee now [sixsixseven] im one of
those people [JimmyGnome] Don't do it,
Nell! [JimmyGnome] Oh, woe is pee... * Jorrun waves to SD [Nell] okie i'm done goin' pee now [JimmyGnome] How do you do it so fast, Nell? Do you just piss your
pants, or what? [JimmyGnome] Doesn't that soil your chair? * JimmyGnome
snickers* You'd better not be making fun of me, Jor. [sixsixseven] she
kinda likes it [Nell] i'm a fast peer [Nell] i rand
down the stiars [Nell] and into the bathroom * ShadowDancer is glad
she's so small... that way she can actually fit into a lap comfortably* [Nell] undid my pants on the way down [Nell] shut the
door [Nell] lockedit [Nell] sat [Nell] peed [Nell] ooh i pulled my
pants down too heh [JimmyGnome] One of these days
you'll trip... and the coroner'll find you with your pants unzipped and a puddle
of pee about you. [Nell] theni stood and wiped and
flushed [Nell] washed [sixsixseven] stop [Nell] unlocked and opened the door and zoomed ustairs *
ShadowDancer nearly chokes from laughter IRL* [sixsixseven] we dont want to
know [Nell] stillhaven't doen my pants up yet [Nell]
oh *LMAO* shit.. you make me laff JImmy [JimmyGnome] And they'll have to take it back to the forensics lab
and some scientist guy will look at it through a microscope. *
ShadowDancer is still laughing... * oh god, you guys are priceles... *thinks
that should be copied to a web page somewhere* [Nell]
that was like the best laff i've had in days [JimmyGnome] And they'll see those little clear things swimming
around in it. Like the ones you saw on that video that you watched in Health
class. * QuinPenance fades away.. [JimmyGnome]
Bye Quin. * ShadowDancer drops to teh ground as her seat fades
away... [Nell] you're a nut [Jorrun] happy
fading!! [JimmyGnome] Well, you're going to die from
urination. [JimmyGnome] They should have a speed limit about that sort of
thing. * ShadowDancer wanders over to Bayne's lap, and curls up in
it... [Moonflower] hullo all [ShadowDancer] yeah, you can't run down the
stairs faster than 50 mph... [JimmyGnome] Then you'd get a
peeing ticket. * Nell falls off her chair* you're
a weirdo * Bayne looks about and notices someone has curled up in his
lap* well hello there... [Moonflower] hullo Gnomeman, Nell, Jorrun, and
Bayne [Nell] hello moon! [Nell] a peeing ticket!!
*lol* ahhhh. dammit [Bayne] Moonflower [sixsixseven]
hahahahah [JimmyGnome] And the cops will find your
unzipped, pee-soaked body, and one will drop to his knees, and cring, and shout,
"When will they learn... you should follow all posted pee
limits!!" [Moonflower] a peeing ticket?? I don't even want to
know * Bayne chuckleS* i guess not, though i normally know the people in my
lap well *L* [Nell] ahh you're an idiot
*Lol* [JimmyGnome] Then he'll say, "Oh my God... I
almost kneeled in the pee." [Amourina] Gawwwwwdd...I can't believe I'm
reading this! LMAO [sixsixseven] sigh [ShadowDancer] well, this is a good
time to get to know me... *grins impishly* [JimmyGnome]
Grim, isn't it, Amourina? *shakes his head soberly* [Nell] ohh my mom's gonna think i'm nuts!! i'm sitting her
elaffing like a friggin lunatic [ShadowDancer] oh god... *chuckles* I
needed that laugh, JG... maybe I won't cry later now... * Bayne laffs* well i
suppose it is isnt it? S** [JimmyGnome] Wow man... SD's
right, this should be posted somewhere. I'm gonna /sb and save
it. [ShadowDancer] well, first thing you should know, Bayne... is that
I'm not human... [JimmyGnome] I'm just here to help,
Shad. [JimmyGnome] BRB. [Amourina] no...not really.. its just how I
spell that name.. [JimmyGnome] I have to defecate... and
you can damn bet I won't rush it like SOME poeple here. *glares frostily at
Nell* [wolfpup] Hi fruitypebbles, I love cereal [wolfpup]
JimmyGnome go do natures will and take as long as you need just as long as we
cant smell it [FruityPebbles] Jimmy why dont you just ignore me and leave me
the hell alone * Nell ggls* [jonny] *yawn* i
just got home from school [FruityPebbles] hi wolfpup [wolfpup] Hi
667 [sixsixseven] heya * Amourina wonders if Jimmy is gonna give us a full
report *LOL* [wolfpup] Jonny: Where do you go to school? [ShadowDancer]
from Canada, wolfpup... Nova Scotia... [JimmyGnome] Well,
if you insist... * Bayne pokes Fruity* got your page
workin? [wolfpup] Fruity where are you from? [ShadowDancer] Bayne: I can
catch my own... I've been Kindred for over a year... [wolfpup] 667 where are
you from [FruityPebbles] Bayne no its workin fine [sixsixseven]
kansas [ShadowDancer] wolfpup: didn't you used to be here a while ago? like
over a year ago? [JimmyGnome] Stood up. *
FruityPebbles thinks Jimmy should change his name to ass or something of that
nature* * Bayne snickers* well thats good then SD, heheh i havent hunted in
ages myself, rarely do these days [ShadowDancer] 667: where in
KS? [wolfpup] Bayne you shouldn't poke people some one could loose an eye
LOL! [sixsixseven] northeast kansas [FruityPebbles] im from
Utah.. [JimmyGnome] Walked calmly to the bathroom (I don't
have to go downstairs, btw. I live in a ranch house). [ShadowDancer]
yeah... I haven't gone on a good hunt in months... and I'm getting quite
hungry... *licks her lips* [JimmyGnome] Opened the
door. [Nell] pfft... are you copying
this? [JimmyGnome] Entered. * Bayne pokes
wolfpup in the eye* damn... its all fun and games till someone loses an
eye* [wolfpup] No I've never visited this site before [JimmyGnome] Shut the door behind me. [JimmyGnome] No... should
I? [Nell] heh no cuz i'mg etting it
*L* [Bayne] well thers plenty of hunting around here SD *L* go
nutz [wolfpup] Fruity I want to live out West when I graduate college this
spring, I bet it's beautiful out there,is it not? [FruityPebbles] Utah sucks
wolfpup its cold then hot and its boring and full of morons..err
mormons [JimmyGnome] There. I mailed it to
ya. [wolfpup] That hurt, now I only have one good eye to give you an
evil look with Bayne [Nell] ooh good boy...
heh.. [JimmyGnome] Where was I... oh yeah, I shut
the door behind me. [ShadowDancer] hmmm... *silver eyes flash purple
in hunger, and she looks around* who would make a good meal..? [JimmyGnome] Yelled at my dog 'cause he scratched at the bathroom
door. * Bayne pokes wolfpups other eye* [JimmyGnome] He always does that... I think he's gay or
something. * JimmyGnome whispers to Shad* Hamburger Helper makes a great
meal. [wolfpup] I'm sorry utah is so crappy for you Fruity, where
would you like to live? [wolfpup] HI Henry [Bayne] i dunno SD who would?
*s* [JimmyGnome] Unbuttoned my pants, and unzipped my
fly. [JimmyGnome] Pulled down my boxers, noting that it's about time to
change them. [FruityPebbles] wolfpup..i wouldnt wanna live anywhere
*L* id rather die [JimmyGnome] Opened the
lid. [JimmyGnome] Sat down. [JimmyGnome] Defecated. [Bayne]
thats a cheery sentiment Fruity [JimmyGnome]
Wiped. [wolfpup] Great now I have no eyes you're so sweet
bayne! [JimmyGnome] Stood up. [JimmyGnome]
Flushed. [Bayne] well i never claimed to be nice, let alone
sweet [JimmyGnome] Washed my hands, even though I didn't
shit on them... but it's good manners, ya know. [JimmyGnome] Opened the door
again. [JimmyGnome] Left the bathroom. [FruityPebbles] isnt it
Bayne [wolfpup] Well I'm sorry to hear you want to die. Is there anything I
can help you with Fruity? [JimmyGnome] Walked calmly down
the hall. [JimmyGnome] Sat down. [JimmyGnome] Resumed
typing. [sixsixseven] god damn it [JimmyGnome]
QED [Amourina] Thank you for that wonderful report! LOL [wolfpup]
Jimmy: I'm glad to read about nature coming out!! [JimmyGnome] Oh... *snickers* Pulled up my boxers and pants too,
doncha know. * ShadowDancer gets up, stretching slowly... then walks
off into the shadows, vanishing as her body itself turns into a shadow, to mix
with the others... [JimmyGnome] Oh well. [JimmyGnome]
Hi Scaeri. [Nell] heh you're a
freak [JimmyGnome] Ya get all that,
Nell? [Nell] heh you're a
freak' [wolfpup] 667 what was that all about [Caeridwen] cant read
that may i please have color ? [JimmyGnome] No, YOU
are. [Nell] my patns are still undone actually
*LOL*
