Alamak Chat #1

Alamak Chat #1 ( Forest )

[RadRudyRadish] But your waist is measured just above your hips, and below the bulk of your stomach.
[RadRudyRadish] In Resident Evil, you see Milla Jovavich's boobs and quim.
[Trillions] who's she?
[Trillions] whats a quim?
[Trillions] oh. wait.
[RadRudyRadish] She is verrah sexy in the movie.
[Trillions] nevermind.
[RadRudyRadish] A quim, Alan, is slang for "vagina".
[RadRudyRadish] *L*
[Nell] What's a vagina?
[RadRudyRadish] A vagina, Dani, is a technical term for "sperm recepticle".
[Nell] What's sperm?
[Trillions] i figured it out, trevor.
[RadRudyRadish] Sperm, Dani, is chock full of protein. Want a sip?
[Trillions] ive just never heard it before. or perhaps i did, and never paid attention. usually, the context is obvious.
[Nell] Does it taste good?
[RadRudyRadish] I haven't tasted it. *L*
[Nell] Oh.
[Nell] I will have a sip, yes. Can you put it in a cup?
[Nell] Where do you find it? Can I buy it at the local grocery store, or is it a rare delicacy?
[RadRudyRadish] It comes inside sausages, and is only released when you heat them up with rubbing.
[Nell] I don't particularly like sausages, though.
[Nell] Actually, I do not like sausage at all. I won't eat it.
[Trillions] or any other kind of friction..
[Trillions] prolonged friction.
[RadRudyRadish] You don't have to eat it, just massage it.
[RadRudyRadish] Taste it.
[Nell] My mother sometimes cooks sausages, cuts them up, and puts them in the spaghetti sauce. I don't eat them, though.
[Nell] But massaging it would make my hands greasy. Sausage is very greasy.
[RadRudyRadish] Not this kind.
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[Nell] No?
[Nell] What is this kind like?
[Nell] Will the sausages in my freezer work?
[Nell] They're not cooked yet, so maybe they won't be so greasy.
[Nell] They're frozen, though.
[RadRudyRadish] These are only found on guys.
[RadRudyRadish] They aren't your ordinary supermarket itens.
[RadRudyRadish] er items
[Nell] Oh. Hm.
[Nell] Well, then. Next time I see a guy, I shall ask him if I can rub his sausage so that I can taste the sperm. Afterall, sperm is full of protein.
[Nell] Well, then. Next time I see a guy, I shall ask him if I can rub his sausage so that I can taste the sperm. Afterall, sperm is full of protein.
[RadRudyRadish] Good. *L*
[RadRudyRadish] That should go over well.
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