Bill glanced out the window at the lightly falling snow. Bill had woken up early that morning and didn’t want to shovel the driveway when he got home from school. He saw how deep the snow was and decided to play in it instead. First, he made a naked snowman and a naked snow woman. Next, he made a big snow fort around the snow people. That night, the snow people came alive and had sex. The next morning, Bill went outside and saw that the snow woman’s belly had gotten bigger. “Oh, no!” he thought. “She’s pregnant!” He quickly brought the snow woman to the hospital in a refrigeration truck. When he got there, the nurses thought he was crazy. They sent him to the mental hospital, but he escaped. He ran through the woods trying to find a place to hide, but he was upset about the pregnant snow woman he had left behind. He knew he couldn’t go back and get her; she had probably been melted by now. He decided to build a new one in the middle of the woods. While he was looking for a place to build the snow woman, he stumbled upon a winter sex and nudist colony. In the winter sex and nudist colony, Bill found his pregnant snow lady had a bouncing snow baby boy. She filed for child support. Bill ended up working for the man for many years. Bill said, “Damn the man!” It didn’t work very well, though. It did nothing to help his situation. The man decided he did not want any more snow babies, and besides that, none of the other snow people appealed to him. The man wanted Bill, and Bill Is what he would get. After all, Bill had a debt to pay to the man. Suddenly, Issor saw the sex and nudist colony and decided to join in the fun. He met a snow girl and decided to have sex with her. He got frostbite and had to stop. He didn’t have to stop just because of the frostbite, though. He also got cold, which made him limp. It’s not because he smoked, though. He realized that the snow woman was just no good for him. But, have no fear! All of a sudden Stoot flew into the clearing! Stoot, the cat, offered to help Issor with his ‘little’ problem. Oh, Stoot helped all right. She massaged it with her tail. Issor was still having some difficulties getting it up, so he loudly yelled for Wodahs, the black cat, to come help out. By the time he got it up (sort of), he had seven cats working on it. Finally, after a long time of trying, the cats gave up and flocked to Cram. They were hoping that he would be better at keeping it up. He was! He fucked them all ten times apiece. All you could hear all night was meeooww from the cats and caww from Cram. Apparently Cram is quite the cat lover, better than Issor, at least. After a few hours of intense loving, Cram decided he was exhausted. The cats, however, were not… Cram decided to shave all the cats asses and spank them. While he was looking for the razor, he burnt his dick on a candle. Cram let out a girlish scream and ran around in circles. The cats knew what to do, though. Milk! They quickly poured milk all on his singed dick. The cats, though, love milk, and couldn’t resist licking it off. Not that Cram was complaining… Written by, Danielle, Mike, and something in here came from Jessica, I think. * Some names have been changed for privacy reasons.