I am a whole lot of years old now, and during this time, I have come across quite a few phrases that caught my attention. Although the title of this page is "Words of Wisdom", do not think that reading this page will make you wiser in any way, shape, or form. That is something that only happens when your wisdom teeth grow in. Unfortunately, not many people remain wise for very long. A pair of pliers and some happy drugs fix that.
P.S. Most of these are going to be coming from Alamak because I am a loser with hardly any sort of life.


"She has a face that screams, 'Fuck me, Adolf Hitler.'" -- Carrie, 2002, The Outback

"Oh my god it's like you're parking a bus!" -- belldandy, 2002, Alamak Forest

"He got run over by the bus." -- Everybody, Forever, Alamak Forest

"I knew the caps was a bad idea." -- Danielle, 2002, The Outback

"I am Jack's colon; I get cancer; I kill Jack." -- Fight Club, (year), (where)

"... the female girls from ... " -- Student, 2002, Office Administration Fashion Show, Sault College

"I had a crush on BigMike. He was such a prick." -- Danielle, 2002

"What's the point of owning a lighter if you can't smoke a cigarette?" -- Steve, 2002

"How else should I be using tits?" -- Trevor, Alamak, 2002

"I doubt you care, but I thought I'd mention that you have a very...George Carlin-esque wit about you." -- NomadicLlama, Alamak, 2002

"abcedfghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ~ I Seseme Street" -- casper, 2002, Alamak

"It was a very firm finger." Somebody from Tim Horton's after receiving the middle finger in drive-thru, 2002

Bourbon + Orange Drink = Bad
Bourbon + Fruit punch = okay
Bourbon + Code Red = Good
Because it is good to know.
You will avoid the trial and error thing
NomadicLlama, May 22, 2002

"I totally f'ing went down on her." -- Ginger, 2002, Phone
She says she didn't say that. Unsober or not, I know what I heard.

"We're bad for even thinking about being good while being bad." -- Danielle, 2002, MSN

"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it." -- Tallulah Bankhead
Mark gave me this one on MSN. Apparently it suits me.

"'So... give him your number and write booty call on it.' *L*" haha i love that." -- Gin, Alamak, 2003
I try to help her with boy problems; she laughs at me.

"You are not painting on my monitor!" -- Kim, 2003
After I tell her to use Paint (the program) to make a picture for some reason or other.



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