Well, you see it's like this. I want to be a guy for just one day. Guys have it all. They don't have to worry about getting cramps or gushing or anything like that. God, I could go on and on about the horrors of being a woman. You stand up and you feel like you peed yourself. NOT a fun feeling let me tell you. Ohh sure, you might laugh when you read this and say that I'm messed up and stuff. But it's true! Even if you don't admit it, you know it's true.

Then there's the whole problem of cramps. My oh my, those can be painful. I've never actually passed out, but I know people who have, and I've come close to it. But that's not the worst of it. The worst is when you're sitting down for a long time, like at school or something, and then you stand up. It's like "WHOOSH". GUSHER! Those aren't very fun either. But enough of this nonsense. Let's think about why else I want to be a guy.

Let's see, guys don't have to worry about putting make up on. Yah, lots of girls say they don't wear make up and stuff, and that's totally cool. I 'spect that completely. But honestly, most of the girls, if they want to impress a guy, they have to put some make up on, and get all prettied up and stuff. Guys don't have to worry about that stuff. They just have to be clean and that's that. Yay! Isn't life simple for a guy?

You know what else? If you think about it, life must be cheaper for a guy. I mean, what do they have to buy? Razors, so they can shave their face, and shampoo so they can wash their hair. Wow, big deal. Girls have to buy razors for their legs, and various other parts, or else guys get all disgusted. We have to buy make up, to impress, who else but the guys (well all right, sometimes we wear it just to piss off other girls who are nastier than we ourselves are, but in general it's to impress the guys). We need to buy shampoo, and in many cases, conditioner too or else our hair is all messed up and just not right. Yes, you can say, "Well, you don't need to use conditioner. But if that's how you feel, you come brush my hair after I get out of the shower, and that's when I use conditioner, never mind when I don't use it. What else do we have to buy? Pads and tampons. Now there's no way you can say we don't need those. We should get a refund from the government every year for all the money we spend on the damn things. It's not like we asked to be cursed with the need to buy them. We have to buy bras too. Guys don't need to buy bras, mind you, some of them buy them because they're weird that way, which is totally understandable. But that's a personal choice, not a necessity. Of course, there are some guys out there who really should wear a bra. They have bigger boobs than me! Which leads me to my next point. BOOBS!! I can't stand it when I don't have a bra on, like if I'm in my pajama's or something, and my boobs flop around. It's so annoying. And I don't understand how guys (and some girls) find that attractive. I think it's looks ridiculous and to all those girls out there who enjoy jogging without bras or not very good ones, I hope you realize how retarded you look. And we have to buy deodorant and soap and stuff like that, as do the guys. But in general, it goes to show, girls spend more on necessity stuff than guys do. Fair? I think not, but such is life. However, nobody said I couldn't complain about it.

Ehh, and then we get to the other reason I want to be a guy. In truth, I've always had this weird thought as to what it would be like to be a guy and masturbate. Yes, I know, I'm slightly weird. But you know what? I'm not going around mollesting animals, so I think I'm all right still. Besides, who are you to judge me. If you don't like it, don't read it. But you've come this far, you might as well finish it now. I'd like to screw a girl as a guy, too, and maybe even another guy? I wonder what it would feel like. Of course, I also wonder what it would be like to do a girl as a girl, but at least that's a curiosity that I can one day satisfy. But I mean, I'd like to know how a guy thinks, what he feels. When he's walking down the street and he sees a girl walking in shorts or a short skirt or something, does he see all the cellulite on the back of her legs? We (or at least I do) notice it on other girls, but do guys? Heh, it'd be nice to walk down the street and scratch yourself in public, too. Like, if the inside of your thigh gets itchy, if you were to scratch it it'd be like "eww yuck", but guys can grab themselves and adjust themselves and everything in public. Although, I think that's a recent trend or something. 'Cause I don't ever remember my dad doing that and my mom's boyfriend doesn't do it either. And other older guys don't do it. But lots of teenager / young adult aged guys do it. It's like they were never taught that "That is NOT a toy". Sheesh!! I'd also like to be able to get up in the morning and just throw on some clothes and be ready for the day. How nice would that be? Beautiful I tell you. But, alas, I'm not a guy, so I wouldn't know. Oh well, c'est la vie, eh?

Now, see the other day I was sitting at my computer and I had to pee. Somebody that I was talking to was like, well just piss in a can or something. Now, apparently guys do that sort of thing. But I can't. I had to do a urine test at the doctors once, and oh golly gee.. we're not even going to talk about that. It would be a hell of a lot easier though if I had a penis and could aim. I mean, just think, wouldn't it be amazing if we could ALL just piss on the side of the road? But no! Some of us have to squat. I never did master that trick, which is why I will never piss on the side of the road. And going pee as a guy must be a lot easier, too. Just stand there and whip it out and there you go! Now, see I'm a fast peer, you can go here if you don't believe me. But that's beside the point. Imagine how fast I would be if I didn't have to sit and then wipe? 'Cause let's face it, how many of you guys wipe after you take a leak? Probably not many.

Now now, don't get me wrong. I'm not saying I don't like being a girl. I don't mind it, really. But then again, I have nothing to compare it to. I've never been a guy, so I don't know what that's like, at least not that I can remember. Maybe in a past life or something, who can really tell, eh? Anyway, I am now done. I hope you enjoyed this little page, and if you didn't, well, you know where you can go, eh? And what you can do when you get there? And if you don't, well then just go away or something.